Okay, one more knot and...voila, the greatest makeshift rope to ever see the light of. Uh. Reflections under the ocean.

He gives one of the banister columns a hefty kick to make sure it's not going anywhere and sets to tying the sheets around it. A few seconds later, he tosses the length of it down to Jack.

"Hope you learned how to climb back at the old Kansas fire department," he grins.