Oh god, being a man and choosing and all that shit is supposed to be cool and fun. NOBODY WARNED JACK ABOUT THE BURDEN OF RESPONSIBILITY

He sucks on his lip, thinking hard.







Oh.

Duh.

Well, Jack literally eats out of the trash, so he assumes it won't be the grossest thing he's ever put into his mouth.







A few minutes later, Jack's kneeling by the bathysphere, ughing and spluttering and spitting on the floor, because his assumption was totally and entirely incorrect.