Jack Ryan (
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darling it's better down where it's wetter
It's been a day, it's been a day, it's been a whole damn day -- as near as it's possible to tell in this soggy excuse for a city. It's been a day since he killed Fontaine. And Jack is no closer to getting out. He's still down here. He did everything he was supposed to do and he's still down here.
All he's found is locked-down bathyspheres. Broken submarines. Even the goddamn boats are out of service. Where's Tenenbaum? Where's his fucking rescue?
Jack stares about into the greenish gloom, checks the ammo in his pistol, and then kicks and yanks off the rusting panel of a vending machine. His hands are soon full of little wires and pipes. A few seconds later, he straightens up with a grunt, and the machine gives him a tidy discount on a couple glowing hypos of EVE.
With his visit extended indefinitely, he's begun to wonder how many of them are left.
Now arbitrarily divided into chapters!
Part One: A Scene at the Rapture Adoption Agency ~or~ You Found [Pot of Ham]!
Part Two: Come On-A My House, I'm Gonna Give-A You Candy ~or~ Sinclair? More Like Sin Pantalones!
Part Three: Dream Sequences are a Fresh New Concept in Fiction ~or~ It's My Existential Trauma and I'll Cry if I Want To
Part Four: Southern Education Jokes ~or~ Engineer, Engifar, Engiwherever You Are ~or~ The Grave Escape
Part Five: Golfing Accident Memoirs ~or~ Mom... Dad... I'm Immortal ~or~ How To Make Friends And Immolate People
Part Six: Is It A Pie? Is It A Plane?? ~or~ Two's Company, Three's a Row
Part Seven: Escort Missions! In Rapture! Council's In An Uproar ~or~ Bioshock: Cheesecake Edition
Part Eight: Bread, Milk, BATTLE! ~or~ Pleasant Conversations, How They Bore Me
Part Nine: Choices, Schmoices ~or~ Baby's First Moral Philosophy ~or~ Go Away I Want To Take A Damn Bath
Part Ten: A Man Snoozes; A Slave Delays ~or~ The Four Second Rule Applies To Drugs
Part Eleven: A Hearty Meal ~or~ Skeletons In The-- That's Not A Closet
Part Twelve: We All Live in a Secret Submarine ~or~ Plasmids: Not Even Once
Part Thirteen: Paging Dr Tenenbaum To Surgery ~or~ Bribery And Deduction
Part Fourteen: The Prodigal Son Returns
All he's found is locked-down bathyspheres. Broken submarines. Even the goddamn boats are out of service. Where's Tenenbaum? Where's his fucking rescue?
Jack stares about into the greenish gloom, checks the ammo in his pistol, and then kicks and yanks off the rusting panel of a vending machine. His hands are soon full of little wires and pipes. A few seconds later, he straightens up with a grunt, and the machine gives him a tidy discount on a couple glowing hypos of EVE.
With his visit extended indefinitely, he's begun to wonder how many of them are left.
Now arbitrarily divided into chapters!
Part One: A Scene at the Rapture Adoption Agency ~or~ You Found [Pot of Ham]!
Part Two: Come On-A My House, I'm Gonna Give-A You Candy ~or~ Sinclair? More Like Sin Pantalones!
Part Three: Dream Sequences are a Fresh New Concept in Fiction ~or~ It's My Existential Trauma and I'll Cry if I Want To
Part Four: Southern Education Jokes ~or~ Engineer, Engifar, Engiwherever You Are ~or~ The Grave Escape
Part Five: Golfing Accident Memoirs ~or~ Mom... Dad... I'm Immortal ~or~ How To Make Friends And Immolate People
Part Six: Is It A Pie? Is It A Plane?? ~or~ Two's Company, Three's a Row
Part Seven: Escort Missions! In Rapture! Council's In An Uproar ~or~ Bioshock: Cheesecake Edition
Part Eight: Bread, Milk, BATTLE! ~or~ Pleasant Conversations, How They Bore Me
Part Nine: Choices, Schmoices ~or~ Baby's First Moral Philosophy ~or~ Go Away I Want To Take A Damn Bath
Part Ten: A Man Snoozes; A Slave Delays ~or~ The Four Second Rule Applies To Drugs
Part Eleven: A Hearty Meal ~or~ Skeletons In The-- That's Not A Closet
Part Twelve: We All Live in a Secret Submarine ~or~ Plasmids: Not Even Once
Part Thirteen: Paging Dr Tenenbaum To Surgery ~or~ Bribery And Deduction
Part Fourteen: The Prodigal Son Returns
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He has ideas for himself, slowly forming ideas that come together a little more every time Jack tells him something. If he can piece it together well enough to explain, this could be a very successful relationship.
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"What's the other choice, then? Stay here?"
Because he has one thing to say to that idea: it has a thousand syllables, the first 999 being "ha" and the final one being "no".
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By god, I think he's got it.
"...So that's what you're after?"
That's. Actually nice to know, you know, to have an idea of where Sinclair's coming from on this whole thing. Jack doesn't know why he couldn't have just said that from the beginning, but from the people he's met down here, he supposes that being straightforward isn't good for business. (And in a petulant way, that makes him like straightforward things even more.)
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"What I'm after is making it out of this city before it crashes down around us," he says. "And I'm not talking about empty handed either. Trust me, you don't want to get up there and end up as broke as most of the folks down here. I'm sure you know that."
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"Would Rapture dollars* work up there?"
*this tag brought to you by John Shirley
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"Well we're not about to try and make a break for the surface with bags full of money, if that's what you're getting at." Not literally, anyway. "I don't know if you've noticed, sport, but Rapture's just brimming with intellectual property that, up there, doesn't belong to anyone. Just a handful of that stuff is worth more than anything you'd be able to scrape up in the rest of your lifetime on your own."
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...But because he's starting to feel like kind of a dumbass, instead of just asking, he nods and tries to guess.
"Property you've got to be smart to invent, right?"
jack no
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"Fortunately that part's already been done for us. All we have to do is get a hold of one of them sea slugs, maybe bring a plasmid or two to show 'em how it works, and you and me are the next Albert Einstein."
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"A plasmid or two."
He says it with surprise blossoming into are-you-sure-about-this, and looks hard at Sinclair. His vocabulary might not be up to yours, mister hotshot grown-up Georgia businessman, but he's quick to realise what kind of havoc a plasmid or two might wreak on the surface world. They haven't exactly had a subtle effect down here.
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You know. The horribly mutated wandering murderers. You might have noticed them.
He says it like he's expecting Sinclair to contradict him, though. And not because he's a walking contradiction himself. It's because -- well, people are sensible, right? They do things that are best for them. Living in a world full of splicers doesn't seem to be what's best for Sinclair.
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"They'll be able to refine it," he tells him, hoping it sounds reassuring. "Research down here was messy, they let people have it before it was ready. They'll know better than that up top." And if they don't, they'll figure it out quickly enough. By that point it won't be a problem for either of them anymore. Some poor sap'll buy the rights to the research and whatever happens from that point forward is on somebody else's plate.
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He's just sayin'. Jack has had enough of splicers to last him a lifetime.
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But it doesn't matter. Once he's got the money, hell, he could buy a whole island and whatever happens in the rest of the world won't make a bit of difference. They can keep it.
"Positive, son. Once we sell them the ADAM, we'll be home free."
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And here there are a few things he'd like to ask or to say, grand and great and important things; but above all of them, one that's been nagging at him finally gets its turn:
"Mister Sinclair? I'm hungry."
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"I can't say I've got the best selection," he tells Jack after just a split second of not being quite sure how to react. "but you're welcome to anything. There's a few things stashed away in that cabinet." He gestures to one on the opposite side of the room.
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...Somebody should teach him to say please and thank you.
He's disappointed when he finds mostly the same stuff he's been scarfing down around Rapture: pep bars and potato chips and a generous number of those little cakes with the cream so fake they had to spell it wrong. But it's better than nothing. As he rummages around, he talks.
"Is this all everyone eats down here -- ham!"
IT IS
IT'S HAM
HOLY BEES IT'S A POT OF HAM
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"Help yourself," he says, although he doubts Jack is even listening. There's no shortage of that stuff, and it's not exactly a breakfast of champions.
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Jack pulls back the tab, peels off the lid, and starts eating ham straight out of the tin with his fingers. Not in an 'oh my god I'm starving and can't wait long enough for cutlery' kind of way; it's just how he do.
"Mmh."
Yeah, it's not like he's on a diet or anything, but a body gets tired of nothing but cake and chips.
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Sinclair is not one to judge, though. He's not too concerned with manners anyway, especially not considering what Jack has been through since he got to Rapture. Which brings him to another question he's been wondering about vaguely since they started talking.
"Quite a coincidence, your being here," he says over Jack's reasonably noisy chewing. It's a funny thing to say because Sinclair doesn't really believe in coincidence. But he waits for Jack to respond, maybe it'll tell him something.
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Of course, quiet tells are tells all the same.
"...Here in the room?"
Behold one of the few forms of subterfuge he cares to engage in: playing dumb!
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And Sinclair likes to think he's an extremely patient person, but playing dumb tends to eat away at that fairly quickly.
"In Rapture," he says. "Funny thing; your plane crashes into the ocean right over the secret city built by none other than your own father." He picks up his glass and finishes the last of it, carefully placing it next to the bottle.
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